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K.I.S.S.

Dude, your project is too complicated. Gotta K.I.S.S.
by Not /Available December 28, 2008
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S.W.I.S.S.

Salesmen's motivational acronym for "Sell What's In Stock, Stupid".
Boards bearing the logo S.W.I.S.S. can be found in the back rooms of Verizon stores across the U.S.A.
by Michael Zeleny January 26, 2008
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I.S.S.

A forum where the populace consists of 10-13 year olds. The website is basically a reject version of Niketalk. Users often debate on why their voice are changing, why little coils of hair are growing in private places, acne medication, a detailed step-to-step guide on how to kiss, the "birds and the bees" talk, official what elementary school do you go to post, how to convince parents to buy $300 pair of shoes, and etc.

Here is a compilation of the "characters" on I.S.S.:
1. LatinFusion aka Bobblehead, No Neck, or Emo Spic
2. Shortyrockjayz aka Never Walked , Snorlaxrockjayz, Smelly Fat Pussy, or All My Jordans Never Crease Cuz My Feet Provides The Stuffing (Basically she is fat as shit.)
3. b ! o h a z R D aka AzN fAgGoT.
4. That Spanish girl who wears her glasses to the tip of her nose (Poser)
5. Too many Asian "gangsters" to note. (irocknikes)
6. iCEDOUTNiKZ aka Proactiv/Slim Fast model.

Some popular quotes frequently used on the forum:

1. "THOSE ARE SOME HOT FLINT XIIIS!"
2. "DAMN NICE OUTFITZ! WHERE CAN I COP THE WHOLE THING?"
3. *female posts an image of what she's wearing but the head is not present* "OMFG UR SO FUKIN HOT!"
4. "YEAH I'LL FUCK YOU UP! COME MEET ME AT X TOMORROW" - Scrawny 12 year old.
I use my mommy's grocery money to buy my Jordans. (I.S.S.)
by Nelson C January 2, 2006
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A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.
Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.
by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020
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D.I.S.S.

Daddy Issues So Severe; when you're horny and you miss daddy.
Michelle: *sighs* I need daddy to take care of my situation.
Amy: What's wrong?

Michelle: D.I.S.S.
Amy: Huh?
Michelle: Daddy issues so severe. I'm horny.

Amy: Oh. Maybe you should make a dick dial to that guy you like.

Michelle: I will.
by Bootypetutii June 22, 2016
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I.S.S.

An acronym for In School Suspesion. It's a program based on the theory to stop kids from getting purposely suspended. In reality it fails, b/c kids still get purposely in there, the teacher doesn't enforce the rules, & it's used as a way to get out of class.
I constantly go to I.S.S. to deliver lunch, & the same kids are always in there & it's complete chaos.
by KingCool99 August 12, 2017
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K.I.S.S.

Keep It Simple Stupid. Keep It Simple SexyKeep. It Simple Stud. Keep It Simple Shitty. Keep It Simple Shithole. Keep It Simple Sally. Keep It Simple Sarah. Keep It Simple Simon. Keep It Simple Slut.
by J_Bomb June 23, 2007
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