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I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less
by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020
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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
by cutwotebs March 1, 2013
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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G.W.O.T.S

Gay with out the sex.

The league of men who enjoy each others company in a manner similar to that of a romantic partnership, but who do not engage in physical intimacy.
Man 1) Dude, want to come over and watch A Walk in the Clouds with me?

Man 2) Definitely.

Man 1) Then afterwords we can screw?

Man 2) No, I don't think so.

Man 1) We're so G.W.O.T.S.

Man 2) I love you.
by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 6, 2009
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L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.
jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!
by kayham March 6, 2011
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s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H
by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018
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i.w.s.t.f.o.o.y

I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y meaning I will slap the fuck out of you
Jayden:"you ugly ASF"
Me:"I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y
by You stink like shit nikka November 22, 2022
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