C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

by cutwotebs March 1, 2013

B.O.T.S

Bitches/bitch on the side.

Richie Finn is a fucking B.O.T.S ;D

by Balllllssssamo September 24, 2011

O.S.B.T

O.S.B.T is an abbreviation for the phrase "One shot begone thot". This term is used to describe a videogame player, most likely a Fortnite player who only needs one sniper shot to kill all his enemies. This is often used to describe "xd" clan members.

"Jay/Mason/Daniel, can you split your heavy ammo, I've only got one bullet.
"Nah"
"C'mon Jay/Mason/Danie I'm not an O.S.B.T like you

by xd gang is what its all about August 19, 2018

t.s.o.b

1. "tricky son of a bitch"
2. when a guy goes down on a girl while she is laying down with her eyes closed, and then the guy quickly inserts himself and busts a nut.

Yo, I pulled a tsob on jess the other night and now she's pregnant!!

by azeez October 11, 2004

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

T.A.B.O.S.

Take a big ol' shit.

Sorry I'm late. I had to T.A.B.O.S.

by bitchassnigga January 1, 2008

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010