S-a-D

(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.

Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.

by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2022

S.A.D

An acronym for Single Awarness Day. Usually celebrated on Valentines day by people who are single sexy and free.

Yo homie S.A.D is this sunday lets go hit the bars and find some single ladies ready to mingle

by Smilezdavis February 12, 2010

S.A.D.

Stands for Singles Awareness Day. More commonly known as Valentines Day.

Jenny: Happy S.A.D.!!!
Jesse: You're taking not having a boyfriend a Valentines Day hard, arent' you.
Jenny: I'm just fine! *Strangles Jesse*

by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007

e.s.a.d.

e.s.a.d. stands for eat shit and die. its a good nickname someone that is really pissing you off because most people can not figure out what it means and if they do figure it out they will feel that there definition is right because they will feel like why would you call someone eat shit and die.

"okay e.s.a.d."
"what does that mean?"
"nothing it's just my new nickname for you"
"okey"

by jennyfer89 November 28, 2006

S.A.D.B.

What you say to someone who pisses you off. Suck A Dick Bitch.

Pronounced SAD-B

Kaner asked me to get him a drink.

My Reply. S.A.D.B.!!

by c-reez December 3, 2009

A.D.I.D.A.S.

A brand of shoe invented by German Adolph "Adi" Dassler. He invented the modern sneaker with his brother, Rudolph. The two had a falling out, and Rudolph went on to found the Puma brand.

Scheisse! My idiotic brother's ADIDAS brand is outselling mine!

by AngryChegro July 10, 2003

S.A.D.

Stands for social anxiety disorder.

Teacher with no understanding of social anxiety: Five minute presentations tomorrow, class!
Social anxiety sufferer: Man, I'm one S.A.D. sufferer.

by Arko June 11, 2006