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Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested
Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"
by Alex007 April 7, 2006
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retaliationship

A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.
Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?

Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.
by Erricred March 24, 2009
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Ryality

Some stuck up Asian loser who plays malestory and thinks he's the legit.

IGN: Ryality

- He trolls on basimarket like a smartass.
- Acts like he made the game
- Ugly ass nx.
- Thinks he has friends in game but really everyone feels sorry for the fucker.
- Lower than a hoodrat (how is that possible?)

Back in the day this kid would hack horntail and etc. Now this kid pretends nothing happen. Apparently, he got all his nx from mtsing and merchant.

Everyone knows thats bullshit. Mtsing =/ hacking
Ryality - Guys look i got my 9star+ enhanced katara

Supremesin2- no way? really? how brother?

Ryality- obviously i enhanced hacked it!

Supremesin2- sssshh dont say that! your gonna get caught!

Ryality- dont worry! im going to troll basilmarket and the people will think im legit.

Wackest- real talk You like being a troll? Man your lower than a hoodrat...
by baby1231 March 8, 2011
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Retal

An energetic, hyper and loving person, anytime you need her she will always be there and although she is very stubborn she is also very giving. She is an energetic ball of fun and can hardly sit down, she is caring, courageous and beyond gorgeous. If your ever sad she will never hesitate to try to make you feel better or just be there for you. She is always happy when she is included and she loves when someone is there to listen to her problems. She might annoy the crap out of you but in the end of the day there’s nothing you wouldn’t do to hang out with her and you could never imagine your life without her.
Retal is so hyper

Yep that’s her!
by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 11, 2021
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Retalivity

The phenomenon of someone being a total piece of shit, but somehow still loved wherever they go.
“Why the fuck does Scott Always get to sit down while everyone else cleans?”
“You get used to it. Poor Marlee just scooped his vomit out of the sink. she didn’t even care when she found out it was him!”
“Wow what a piece of shit, why do I feel like I love him more now”.

”Fuckk william has the worst lactose farts after drinking and yet I still always get him chocolate milk and offer to drive. Theory of Retalivity strikes again”.

“Heard you and Thompson hit up the tarred and feathered in Beaverton the other night”.
“ ya man, As soon as we walked in a bunchof randoms started telling him they feel like they’ve known him their whole life.”
“Wow the retalivity is strong with this one.”
by Koko4321 November 4, 2019
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retaligagement

The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.
Jenny accepting David's proposal is just a retaligagement of Steve proposing to Heather.
by Ryan Smith from Ohio February 10, 2009
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Retalipoo

A punishment from your kitty when you either 1. neglect the litter box. 2. leave them unattended for too long.
Armed with a giant supply of paper towels, I am on the hunt for more retalipoo.
by Tinkerbell Hilton April 1, 2009
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