public university located in new brunswick, new jersey. rutgers has great food(fat sandwiches and pizza), the football games are
fun, and there's lots classes to choose from. with that being said... the
school continues to desperately hang on to the obscure fact that the first college football game was played here, and desperately continues to hang onto the "public
ivy" nametag. parties are usually awful since they tend to revolve around guido infested frats. professors are hit and miss since apparently you don't need to speak
english to get a job here. located in a shit city. everyone seems to be here because they slacked off in high
school, because the in-state tuition is cheap, or because it's got name recognition. and generally if you plan on having
sex with a scarlet knight, you may want to wrap it. twice.