polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

rusty sheriff badge

Known as an ass hole/anus

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.

by Josh April 23, 2004

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Brown Eye

Similar to the Jap Eye but with a brown colour!

by Dan March 16, 2004

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

The badge commonly held by one Sheriff Rusty, a generally good guy.

Hey Sheriff Rusty, i love your badge!

by Obesity Jones January 7, 2004

Rusty Sherriffs badge

A rusty sherriffs badge is a phrase used for a bum hole. But especially porn stars Rusty sherriffs badge's are well worn hence rusty. This phrase is often used in the Sunday Sport when people are describing a porno they have watched.

My girlfriend was on Jam Week so i had to take here up the rusty sherriffs badge

by Richy November 13, 2003

Rusty Sheiffs Badge

The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.

Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006