rustic fuck

Sex in a cabin, outhouse, tent, or other outdoorsy setting.

He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.

by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018

rustiye

A sweetheart. Has a smile that can calm the angriest of frowns. If you know someone called Rustiye, they most likely are pure hearted, excitable and endearing. They are usually the heart of any group they’re in, uplifting those around them, sometimes to their own detriment.

“Can you invite Rustiye please? She’s always a blast to have around”

by unreasonableadvice November 23, 2021

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

rustic frog

when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.

i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.

by frogger money March 2, 2009

Rustic Fuzz

The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.

That old bum has gross rustic fuzz.

by RFjord March 1, 2011

rustica

Short for Nicotiana rustica, a very potent species of tobacco. Contains 10x more nicotine than regular cigarette tobacco.

Native shamans used rustica as an entheogen

by Sunsnail November 21, 2006

Rustic Grizz

When an older man with false teeth removes his dentures to perform fellatio on another, younger man.

Eugene booked a cheap motel so Larry could come over a give him a Rustic Grizz without either of their wives finding out.

by Skwak June 18, 2022