randy bobandy

Nickname for a person who has an obscene love for cheeseburgers. This will often lead to a tendency of living life without a shirt due to their massive gut. Common actions taken by a Randy Bobandy include but are not limited to prostituting themselves for their next cheeseburger.

"Did you see Randall down by the liquor store? He doesn't have a shirt on and he's talking to truck drivers."

"I know, ever since he lost his job at the trailer park he's become a real Randy Bobandy"

by RugRooster August 18, 2014

Randy Bedwell

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.

"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."

by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018

randy rhoads

Was the main guitarist for early Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne. Often overlooked and underrated by many. One of the GREATEST and most INFLUENTIAL guitarists that ever lived. Helped set Ozzy's ass straight after he was kicked out of Black Sabbath. He's known for combining heavy metal and classical music into his works which created a neo-classical sound. Uses guitars such as the Gibson Les Paul and Jackson guitars, as well as his signature Jackson Polka Dot Flying V. The world was not able to see his full potential as he died at an early age.

Person One: Who's Randy Rhoads? Was he really that amazing?
Person Two: Go listen to Mr. Crowley.

by Go listen to Randy Rhoads November 12, 2008

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

Randyman

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett

Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!

by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016

randytaylor69

randytaylor69, aka Rose, is a YouTuber who had men simping for her back in 2007. Her blue hair, british accent, and sense of humor made her irresistable to guys. There were rumors that she was a trap, since she was really skinny and androgynous looking. She got doxxed sometime in the early 2010s and dropped off the Internet, only to return to youtube in 2017. She went blonde a while ago and now she has a christmas album out on bandcamp. also i'm pretty sure she's married with a baby, even though she looks 15 and has looked like that since the start of her YouTube career. She is pretty much the original e girl.

randytaylor69 is such a cutie. too bad i discovered her 10 years too late.

by grocerybagdottv September 7, 2020

randy day

The unfortunate names boy from Dan Howells 9th internet support group video.

Reference: Randy is like being horny
(IG: Theedgypotato)

My name is Randy Day and I hate my life

I'm Having a Randy day

I'm feeling pretty cheeky, lol feelin Randy

by Theedgypotato March 21, 2017