revision

A way to get out of doing anything

Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise

Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.

Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising

Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together

by groups.myspace.com/londonrock June 13, 2005

Strip Revision

You take it in turns to ask each other questions related to whatever subject you are revising. If you get a question right, you take off a layer of clothing. This should last around 20 minutes and every 20 minutes you need a break from revising. Two naked people in a room together could result in a good break..

Strip Revision

Girl: sorry i can't come over, i need to revise tomorrow
Boy: i need to revise too
Girl: We could revise together?
Boy: Yeah lets Strip revise

by beeeeeeanooo123 February 14, 2012

revision

what I haven't done enough of this weekend

Louise is useless at revision

by lollybrainfreeze June 27, 2004

Revisionary

One who looks to the past, to see into the future, concludes all is a cycle, between exodus to exodus.

he's quite te revisionary, isnt he?

by Mr. Lay mandeep. May 10, 2017

revision beard

Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period

-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a massive revision beard!

by dackna June 20, 2007

revision wank

When you get so bored of revision the only thing left to do is to have a wank.

A form of procrastination.

A: God revision is so boring

B: Have a revision wank

A: Great idea dude

by michelleandjoe December 11, 2011

revision

Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.

Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.

''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?''

''I just dont know.''

by El_ September 1, 2008