ROTFLDM

Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.

Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM

by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Mom Comes In And Thinks I'm Having a Stroke So She Calls The Paramedics And I Go To The Hospital But Then They Find Out I'm Not Really Having A Stroke

boy 1: *typing online* haha i saw my mom's boob!
boy 2: ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS! *has serious face*

by yegaapc December 7, 2010

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck

So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose

(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

by krist0ph3r April 19, 2009

ROTFLOLWBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud while biting the carpet dancing in circles and jumping through the window almost dieing by smashing into HP who's then running horrified into the street beeing killed accidentally by a yellow bulldozer.

ROTFLOLWBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB your so funny

by james sampson July 21, 2010

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while really wanting taco bell and a doughnut personally eating taco bell eliminates retardation paralyzation and nausea 'cause a person televised a international note honestly organizing orgasmic kooking without incorporating numerous numerical ideological endeavors to help enormous persons optimistically opening happiness reiterating a personal ignorent tale about personifications preposing little energy because a lion likes oceanic optometry normally

"Dude when i heard that joke i totally rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon soo hard."

"when the cat pooped on my foot i got pink eye and i

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon'd"

by ahanliy November 1, 2010

rotfpmlmfaool

1. An acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: Rolling on the floor, pissing myself, laughing my fucking ass off, out loud.

2. Also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.

EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Did you know that the "t" in "the" is not silent?

Person 2: Go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Or that "myself" is actually one word?

Person 2: Stop using air-quotes, you tool.

Person 1: I believe that sentence needed "air-quotes around "air-quotes."

*Person 2 kills Person 1*

Person 3: Rotfpmlmfaool. He Dead.

EXAMPLE 2:

The first set of rotfpmlmfaool in the word "object," spells something at which your mother is adept.

by Brecord December 1, 2011