The Roost

A shitty cold chicken sandwich shop. Usually uses some variation of chicken salad minus the mayo.

God help me please, I ate at Roost for lunch.
Ahhh!!! I feel like I just ate diarrhea...No sir you just had Roost.
Who the fuck keeps the Roost?...I think their only investor is a guy named Thramer.

by Kyle Hartley July 19, 2008

roost

Draws from the avian form of roosting. You just lay down as if to take a nap but don't actually sleep. You just lay there to either rest up or to collect your thoughts.

Douglass: "Yo my playah-pimp Abdulai, what have you been doing for the past two hours"
Abdulai: "Oh man I've just been roosting on my roosting-accessible bed"
Douglass:"Why didn't you tell me you were gonna roost!"

by The Guido October 01, 2006

roost

To burn rubber, shoot dirt, sling mud using your tires

See that guy behine you? Roost all over his new car.

by red*fox November 08, 2003

roost

To have sex, or to be in the process of procuring the sex.

My neighbour came to yell at me for being too loud, but I just said I'd quit being loud when he quit roostin' broads at 4 am to shitty techno.

by dunner January 03, 2006

roosting

When a person shits and vomits at the same time. Usually when they are very sick.

Timmy got so sick from that old fish he started roosting in the night

by jimmmyp June 07, 2010

The Roost

The cafe in Animal Crossing: Wild World. Buy coffee there, and comment on it's taste. 200 bells. Done.

Did you try The Roost's new 'Pigeon Blend'?

by Javado Beckett February 11, 2008

roost

Human-Bird hybrids preening and coddling in public as though perched, trapped in a small nest.

Josh and Carrie are really taking their relationship to the next level...look at them roosting over there in the corner.

by Kenyon February 08, 2003