ron burgundy 

Head of the legendary Channel 4 news team

-Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right it's right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

ron burgundy by ill bavid March 25, 2005

Ron Burgundy 

Having a large and obvious erection in your pants which is literally pitching a tent.

Whoa Jimmy! What are you thinking about? I can see your Ron Burgundy from here.

Ron Burgundy by Esteban168 June 26, 2007

ron burgandy 

the best anchorman in the history of san deeyago, legendary and literate. Especially gifted in reading teleprompters

if I were Ron Burgandy I would say "hey everyone come look how good I look!" and people of every race, sex, and social class would swoon

ron burgandy by justagirl February 4, 2005

Ron Burgandy 

The Balls

A man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes Sinatra look like a hobo.

Like Ron Burgandy said, milk was a bad choice

Ron Burgandy by lincolnbigman December 8, 2009

Ron Burgundy 

Legendary anchor for Channel Four News, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. Sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a turd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn't matter to this stallion of man, who's not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun.

The Human Torch, was DENIED a bank loan...

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy by Gamingtrevor April 17, 2006

Ron Burgandy 

When a man gets an erection while sitting down then stands up only to have a large tent pitched in his pants that is quite noticable to other people in the immediate vicinity.

I was getting sleepy at work so I got a boner as I was dozing off when the boss called me and as I stood up he saw I had a Ron Burgandy.

Ron Burgandy by Esteban168 June 21, 2007

The Ron Burgundy 

A quote "massive erection"- specifically one which requires that you walk-it-off.

Jesus Mary, i have a bad case of The Ron Burgundy and I am going to need to walk this off

The Ron Burgundy by Homebboyy December 28, 2009