Roman Candle

When you get a blow job while the other person has pop rocks in their mouth.

Why are you buying pop rocks?
I'm going to give that guy a roman candle.
blow job
pop rocks

by JPK and AWS October 7, 2010

roman candle

When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.

At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.

by dwied August 11, 2009

roman candle

The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.

Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?

by Willie Joe May 15, 2005

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

Roman Candle

When your loved one gracefully takes your balls in her mouth while hand stroking your jimmy at the precise moment of making a love puddle...

It's Father's Day and you know what that means; The Roman Candle

by Shaun Taylor! June 4, 2009

the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself

give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.

by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 23, 2009

Roman Candle

When your fucking a girl standing up from behind, and you cum so hard it blasts her off your dick like a roman candle firework.

If one is skilled enough, they can actually emulate the action of a real roman candle and do this several times in a row (with a different girl each time of course, since the girl is usually injured on her way back down to earth)

dude#1: I was going at it doggy style with that girl from the bar last night, and I shit you not, i actually came so hard, that she "rocketed" off my dick and into the wall....is there even a name for that?

dude #2: holy shit dude! you perfectly executed the ROMAN CANDLE!!! you gotta show me how....

by Felix Vennegaldi March 5, 2008