roker

A card game containing both Rummy and Poker rules, and another definition for the apocalypse

do you want to play roker

by Si Phillips May 14, 2004

Roker

a roker is a meth pipe that twack ass tweakers use to smoke meth

that dumbass with that fucking roker

by yo hoe b July 25, 2018

roker turd

when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin

dude did someone give that guy a roker turd

by frank and keith June 6, 2007

Al Roker

Verb, meaning to unintentionally and unexpectedly shit your pants. Also known as gambling and losing. See also, shart. May result in going commando at the white house.

I had the flu and I totally al rokered myself three times, dude.

by Jackass36 February 3, 2013

al roker syndrome

After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.

Anette had her stomach stapled last month; and now she has Al Roker Syndrome

by loodpreh January 25, 2007

Al Roker

When you are getting a blow job and you are about to cum on his/her face, and then you interview him/her with your dick, asking "How's the weather down there?"

"Hi I'm Al Roker, reporting from the field. How's the weather down there?"

"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."

by Newscastrate March 10, 2009

Boom Roker

(exclamatory phrase) a playful way of giving kudos to someone who has achieved or done something special.

First used by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show when signifying the fact that Al Roker of The Today Show was the only person to enunciate the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjjoell more correctly than his peers. The phrase has also recently become somewhat interchangeable with OH SNAP, particularly in cases of giving recognition to funny insults.

see also: OH SNAP

Craig: There is no way Bill is going to win this match against Steve, he's already lost his queen and is down two rooks and a bishop, not to mention the-

Bill: Checkmate.

John: BOOM ROKER!

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Gus: Hey my sister is dropping by tomorrow is that allright with you guys if she stays overnight?

Andy: That's weird she told me tonight. Oh wait.

Steve: BOOM ROKER!

by Xenny44 April 22, 2010