When you are banging a fat chick from behind and your friend jumps out of the closet with a stop watch and yells RODEO. The fat chick will try like hell to get away and you attempt to stay inside of her for 8 seconds.
by Don Flagg June 15, 2011
when a male gathers a large group of friends, and as a team they go to a bar. The male then seduces the biggest girl he can find, and brings her home for sex. Once riding her doggy style, he grabs her with one hand and reaches the other sky-ward, and yells "YEE HAW!!", at which time all the friends come running in, screaming and laughing! Now, the male fucking the large woman must hold on for AT LEAST 8 seconds. The men all take turns with different women, and whoever stays inside his partner longest wins.. This is truly harder than you might think, as the fatty is liable to be scared and PISSED!
Last night I bagged a 400 pounder, brought her home, and started the rodeo! When my boys busted in yelling and laughing at her, She went crazy, and I only lasted another 4 seconds!
by FRMRTXN July 19, 2009
Behind opera and legitimate theater, the rodeo is the most influential public function to date. Rodeo-goers can enjoy a lovely rustic atmosphere, complete with aromatic manure and the occasional sky-rocketing loogie. Those who frequent rodeos should observe the strict dress code: uncovered heads and sneaker-shod feet are heavily looked down upon. You can find a nice, classy cowboy hat and pair of boots in your size at many local stores. Finally, the entertainment is not to be missed. Daring feats of strength are displayed throughout the event. Talented contestants mount a raging bull, and see how long they can sit on its back before being tossed off. The performances are breathtaking, with authentic fractures and cursing. No refreshments.
-I say, this rodeo is spectacular. His five-second interval on the bull's back seems to represent the shortness of human life.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.
by Charles Mc September 09, 2007
Is one of the most expensive shopping districts in the world. Located in Beverly hills,and pronounced ro-Day-oh, this three block stretch of stores is typically filled with rich white people.
Zach: now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one.
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one.
by all the fucking names are taken November 10, 2006
While your in the middle of doggystlin a girl, you tell her you have aids. And you try and stay on for eight seconds.
"I rodeo'd that chick last night, but I could only stay on for 6 seconds"
"she won't talk to me again"
"she won't talk to me again"
by SteveFrench December 23, 2006
When having sex with a girl you lean over and tell her you have AIDS then try and hold on for eight seconds as she tries to get away. Works best when not wearing a condom
by Kreifels February 15, 2008