The greatest, funniest, sweetest man that ever walked the earth. He was a blessing to us all, and he will most certainly be missed.
by That Demonic Writer August 13, 2014
A guy that stopped being funny around 1982. Now he likes to come on the Tonight Show, sit next to Leno and do his lack of a bit for around 12 minutes. Then continue his shit when the next guest comes on if Williams has not run over and bumped them. Usually a 15-20 year old actress with a never heard of TV show. Few really famous people would appear on the same show as this ass. He interrupts and hogs as much of their 3 minutes and 15 seconds as he can.
Example:
Jay Leno: So you are from Kansas.
Actress: Yeah, I...(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I've been to Kansas Hark Hark! WHoA! Har HAR! Sunflowers and flat land.Womp, Womp! NA! HArk!
Jay: So your Mother is here?
Actress: Yes, she is..(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I had a mother! HAR HAR! ZOOM! Wonk!
It's not enough that he has hundreds of millions of dollars, everyone else must suffer.
Example:
Jay Leno: So you are from Kansas.
Actress: Yeah, I...(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I've been to Kansas Hark Hark! WHoA! Har HAR! Sunflowers and flat land.Womp, Womp! NA! HArk!
Jay: So your Mother is here?
Actress: Yes, she is..(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I had a mother! HAR HAR! ZOOM! Wonk!
It's not enough that he has hundreds of millions of dollars, everyone else must suffer.
That Robin Williams son of a bitch needs stop hogging the spotlight on the tonight show. Damn people who are half ass famous are thinking someone will spot them but that will never happen cause Robin Williams cannot shut his unfunny, fucking mouth.
by Harley Earl March 31, 2008
I was watching robin williams live at the met from the 80s and buckets of sweat were flowing from his face because of all the cocaine (and he drank like fifty glasses of water), but he was actually quite funny at times.
by Nicolas Sarkozy September 16, 2007
One of the most annoying people on the face of the planet. People with no personalities laugh at him and get angry when others don't think that his incredibly stupid comedy is funny. The only time he is tolerable is when he seriously acts (very well actually) in movies such as One Hour Photo and Insomnia.
Robin Williams is painfully unfunny.
by Illusion June 26, 2005
A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.
by whitemale_98 January 1, 2005
A homosexual actor is the US. He has been celebrated in the gay community since recently coming out of the closet. Williams says he has always been gay and now feels free because he can openly talk about his gayness and love for the cock.
by Robin Williams October 1, 2006
A lame actor who has no friends. He likes to eat the corpses of aborted fetuses. The only good movie he was in was Flubber, but because of the title character improving Robin Williams. He will only stop killing if he dies himself. When there's a robin in the yard, you need to make a wish. Well, if this Robin is in your yard, wish for Jesus to kill him. He performs abortions on women who don't need it by showing them RV and Licence to Wed back to back for hours. He eats babies, and will rape your soul.
"I eat dead babies 4 breakfast."-Robin Williams
"Well, I tell you, it was really disturbing watching this guy go down the tubes. I can tell you that."-Flubber, after finishing his autobiographical tale co-starring Williams.
"Well, I tell you, it was really disturbing watching this guy go down the tubes. I can tell you that."-Flubber, after finishing his autobiographical tale co-starring Williams.
by Tom the Artist April 21, 2010