A confederate general who lost the Civil War. He was a slave owning racist, who, upon the death or Mr. Custis (his wife's father and owner of their inherited land) who had requested his slaves be freed upon his death, ignored those wishes and forced said slaves to work under him for 5 more years.
A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
Southern Hillbilly: "Robert E. Lee was the greatest general of all time."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
by Not A Boot Licker September 17, 2019
The sexual act where the woman lies down on a bed, and the man sqats/sits over her face, with his body facing away from hers. he then proceeds to cover her eyes with his testicles, and move his anus up along the bridge of her nose.
while doing this, he must be wearing a cowboy hat, and at random times exclaim confederate slogans.
there is no real sexual pleasure gained from this act, however the sheer feeling of domination over the woman is pleasure enough.
while doing this, he must be wearing a cowboy hat, and at random times exclaim confederate slogans.
there is no real sexual pleasure gained from this act, however the sheer feeling of domination over the woman is pleasure enough.
girl one: "damn, i hear eric gave sarah the old Robert E Lee last night?"
girl two: "i wish my boyfriend would Robert E Lee me"
girl one: "me too, but some girls are just lucky i guess"
girl two: "i wish my boyfriend would Robert E Lee me"
girl one: "me too, but some girls are just lucky i guess"
by boomanator March 14, 2011
Robert E. Lee is a highschool in springfield VA. With excessive amounts of middle-easterners asians and several other countries you have probably heard of. They have a kick ass- football team that looses because theyre too busy doing drugs or idreis augustus isnt playing. Everyone at Lee is basicly friends and everyone at Lee wants to tranfer out. It is situated around a bunch of Fresh off the boat mexicans so theres alot of spanish to be learned. The schools principal is this gay ass nigga mr.Jeffers who hates it when girls wear yoga pants and makes up a whole mess of bird ass rules.
Guy 1: Hey who you guys play this week?
Guy 2: Robert E. Lee high school
Guy 1: idreis playing?
Guy 2: Naw he graduated..
Guy 3: Damn you won
Guy 2: Robert E. Lee high school
Guy 1: idreis playing?
Guy 2: Naw he graduated..
Guy 3: Damn you won
by thetruthsayer626 March 24, 2011
some random kid from rochester. he just showed out of no where one day at SUNY Geneseo. due to the fact that he is overage, he can buy not only himself, but others alcohol. though it hasnt been confirmed, many believe that he feels it necessary to drink the same amount as the people around him (ex. alex, emily and doug each drink 10 beers...dave drinks 30).
once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.
working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".
living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.
once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.
working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".
living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.
previously: last week dave got a ticket from policeman joe
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin
policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin
policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!
by doug brown February 26, 2008
by BigSchlongRobert July 19, 2022