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to pull a Robespierre

Robespierre was an important figure during the French Revolution and when the consul decided to put him to the guillotine he tried to commit suicide.

Instead of shooting himself through the jaw he shot off his jaw and was unsuccessful in killing himself, but he was still put to the guillotine.

To pull a Robespierre is the act of successfully trying to kill oneself esp. attempted shootings through the skull (by holding a gun under ones jaw), but turning out unsuccessful and shooting off ones jaw
how to pull a Robespierre:
Get a gun
put it to your jaw like a gangsta (making sure the gun will only shoot off your jaw)
Shoot
* Now you have successfully pulled a Robespierre

Situation: Jim is in the hospital for attempted suicide
Bill to Mike: "Dude, what happened"
Mike to Bill: "Nothing, but Jim pulled a Robespierre. I heard he did it for the lulz"
by stercus accidit January 3, 2011
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luke roberson

All this time the media and government never told us monkeys can live like humans, but there is one. Luke Roberson or Dunkel affe or Luke singe. money is of course not a problem except there is non. If you find your self to be a dunkel affe you will get new abilities like masterbaiting faster than Sanzy gets nicotine shock from one snus or on puff from a nicotine free vape. The first dunkel affe was discovered in 646ad in Denmark were the hot fashion was high heels.
Luke roberson is a penis expander, Luke Roberson killed my wife
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Robeast

1. noun. Reference from an 1980's Japanese animation series called Voltron. An evil and hideous-looking creature that stands over 50 feet tall.

2. noun. A fat, obese, and/or ugly-looking woman.
Oh my goodness, look at that Robeast trying to squeeze into that tiny swimsuit!
by Becky February 4, 2004
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Robenson

Robenson is a name that only a select few can carry. There are hundreds of conditions that must be met before one can claim Robenson as a last name. Among these are..
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.

Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
Person 1: Holy shit, look at how awesome that dude is! It looks like he's not even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
by Paco the lamb June 9, 2011
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Maxamilien Robespierre

Father of the French Revolution, daddy of the revolutionaries. Only wanted to make the gorgeous Republic of Virtue; it's the filthy counterrevolutionaries that ruined everything. Cut off heads & stole hearts. Died when his fake friends turned on him all because he revealed them to be the filthy counterrevolutionaries that they were. A hero, an icon and someone to look up to. RIP Robespierre, you are missed. We will carry on the Republic of Virtue in your honor. Down with the filthy counterrevolutionaries and long live the Republic!
Maxamilien Robespierre was a god among men and all those that had the honor of being beheaded under his orders should be grateful.
by tired and angry February 16, 2018
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latavia roberson

Original and founding member of the muti-platinum selling female group DESTINY'S CHILD.
Latavia Roberson is featured on Destiny's Child first two albums; "Destiny's Child" and "The Writing Is On The Wall".
by Jawill May 15, 2006
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Robes

Robes is a definition that has to do at the end of a comment that either makes no sense or has nothing to do with anything said before that. It also is used at some graduations in the North East where children scream robes as a symbol of graduation. It is used in high school and middle school.
Matt- So anyway my cousin steamrolled her li-
Collin- I just met the police cheif guys!
Nate-Robes!
(or)
Chris-Graduation day!
Alex- Finally!
Drew- Robes!
by FriedDawgs14 June 24, 2010
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