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rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

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All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic
by Matt Huff September 18, 2009
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Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!
by lolicakes February 26, 2011
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jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing
dude that hot tub was jizztastic.
by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010
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jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum
-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish
by blackjohno April 7, 2010
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RAZTASTIC

(Rass-tas-tic) adj. The utmost possible joyous feeling, beyond enthusiastic.
Gary is a very raztastic person for having Heather in his life.
by Sponge Strawberry Squarepants December 2, 2010
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Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.
Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."
by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011
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jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.
by thezongo December 17, 2009
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