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(adjective)
to be a person with absolutely no charisma
"I just fumbled this girl..."
"OMG, you're so rizzless!"
rizzless by random_humanbeing January 16, 2024

rizzless mewlord 

No matter how good they look, no one would take them. L Rizz and looksmaxxing.
Not some RIZZLESS MEWLORD!

The Rizzless Horseman 

The Rizzless Horseman means that this person has absolutely ZERO rizz. if you pull no bitches, then this describes you.
"Bro.. you are the rizzless horseman no cyap not even trolling.. ur actually braindead for pulling no bitches"
The relationship pairing of Detective Jane Rizzoli and Dr Maura Isles in a romantic way. Of the show Rizzoli & Isles on TNT. Femslash

Based on the uber-gay subtext of the show.
Anyone who has seen Rizzoli & Isles knows that Rizzles sizzles!
Rizzles by Potmunkey September 23, 2010

Rizzlers University 

A school for people that got immense rizz
You: I heard Jayquarius got accepted into rizzlers university

Someone: yeah his rizz is immaculate

Rizzles Mum 

This is the sensation where when having sex with an older or more mature woman, the particular woman in question's wizards sleeve feels as though the recipient is fucking rolled up bacon.
Grandma: Harder!
Man: Jesus Christ Dianne, it feels like I'm fucking Rizzles Mum!
Rizzles Mum by Riley Harbor August 19, 2008