jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

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Rizzasaurus Rex

Sai B is the definition of a Rizzasaurus Rex

"God damn hes pulling all the bitches"
-Andrew
"Thats Sai B right there the Rizzasaurus Rex"
-Tate

by Jacob Altrevaiz December 7, 2022

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A large lanky man of Indian origin that has a perverted mind. Likes staring at people and gets caught lacking. Frequently watches rizz tips on TikTok but refuses to share them with his companions. Keep a 5m distance at all times as the long wingspan of this entity is able to reach out and grab you in a wushu finger hold. Do not repeat his name at night or else he will spawn whilst t-posing in the corner of your room.

Person 1: Yo did you see Rizzmaster69 staring at bobby in class today?
Person 2: Fr bro I caught him lacking right in the middle of class!

by rizzapprentice May 10, 2022

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rigmaster general

one who lays the pipe on a regular basis

1. Ron Jeremy is the rigmaster general
2. Mandingo is the rigmaster general
3. Charlie Sheen is the rigmaster general

by Kyle the Pleb November 17, 2014

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Jizzaster

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

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