One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
by sparky F August 04, 2005
The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.
by Nickdubba May 02, 2011
The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.
"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
by Morgau February 21, 2007
When you are fucking a chick doggy style on top of the stairs, then as you ejac in her pussy you push her down the stairs, causing her to get knocked unconscience. Come back a few minutes later and wake her up by pissing on her face.
by alfonso004 March 14, 2007
a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2011
by Scooooop November 21, 2019
kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.
kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine
kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine
by stinky shrek October 17, 2019