rise and shine

One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.

Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!

by sparky F August 30, 2005

Rise and Shine

The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.

She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!

by Nickdubba May 29, 2011

Rise and shine

The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.

"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"

by Errur January 24, 2009

Rise and Shine

The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.

"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"

by Morgau February 22, 2007

rise and shine

When you are fucking a chick doggy style on top of the stairs, then as you ejac in her pussy you push her down the stairs, causing her to get knocked unconscience. Come back a few minutes later and wake her up by pissing on her face.

I gave grandma a rise and shine on saturday night

by alfonso004 March 15, 2007

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

rise and shine

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.

kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine

by stinky shrek October 17, 2019