ripped jeans

The latest fad, that is totally awesome

What better way to look cool than torn-up, ripped jeans?

by pensi December 5, 2005

pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

Ripped knee jeans

Ripped jeans around the knee are highly fashionable at the moment. However a lot of people do not realise it represents that the wearer is used to getting on their knees regularly to perform blow jobs, hence why the knee area tends to be worn out.

Wow awesome Ripped knee jeans, we should get to know each other over a coffee

by jonny singh April 12, 2017

Rip my jeans

When your boner gets so big it breaks your jeans.

If I don't get rid of my boner it may rip my jeans

by Awesome_Justin April 25, 2017

Jeaned rips

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

by Steven the cone February 24, 2020

Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters

*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud

by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024