Rinking

To shove, or have shoved, an ice cube into ones anus.

I tried rinking just now, and my anus is still numb from the experience.

by rinkmaster February 11, 2015

rinking

to glide imperterbably around an ice surface using knee action, facial projection, as well as perfect posture.

The whole synchronized skating team was beautifully rinking around the ice, while Anne was STRUGGLING to deceifer between Holly's fat lip or a cold sore on her face.

by doctorLee May 2, 2012

rinking

to shove lemon juice up your pee hole then impregnate a lime and make lemon lime babies

steve: im rinking off righ tnow

by blamejeff March 18, 2010

rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.

I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.

by jacob January 14, 2005

'rink

The slurred pronounciation of the word 'drink' which occurs after many such drinks, well on the way to intoxication.

Bob: "I've had two jugs and I can't feel a thing, gaining this tolerance is going to make getting drunk a costly task."

Phillip: "Stop talking and 'ave another 'rink!"

by haazy April 16, 2011

Rink Hockey

Rink hockey, a sold out spectator sport in the 1992 Olympics, is internationally played in over 50 countries. World Championships are held annually for School Boys, Junior, Ladies and Senior Divisions along with intercontinental cup tournaments. Rink Hockey is a team sport that enjoys significant popularity in a number of Latin countries. Depending on territories, it is also known as Hóquei em Patins, International Style Ball hockey, Quad Hockey or Hardball Hockey. There have been many world championships, Latin countries dominating the sport since the 1940s: Portugal (15 World titles), Spain (14 World titles), Italy (4 World titles) and Argentina (4 World titles). Other countries, such as France, Brazil, Germany, Switzerland, Andorra and England are regular international competitors, but rarely overcome the traditional powers. Rink Hockey was recently referred to as Hardball Hockey in the United States until November 2008 when the USOC adopted the sports more common name Rink Hockey.

Rink Hockey was played as a demonstration roller sport in the 1992 Barcelona Olympic Games.

by Hardballhock August 6, 2011

rink rash

The nasty red burn a skater gets on her skin after falling on a skating surface while playing roller derby. Rink rash is most interesting when the rash includes the pattern of fishnets stockings.

Vandal O'Riley got a rink rash on her thigh from the last roller derby bout.

by KelKat February 2, 2007