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When you’re shagging a bird and you go to penetrate her vaginally and you miss, going straight for the back door. The clenched sphincter of said “bird” deflects the marauding phallus in a natural phenomenon known as a “rimshot”. Usually accompanied by a wet pop as entry is denied.
“I was fucking Shelly last night and I slipped out and went right for her arsehole.”
“No way? Surprise butt sex?!”
“Nah fam. It was a brutal rimshot.”

“You alright doug? You’re walking a bit funny mate.”
“Ah, I had a crippling rimshot with the missus last night - think I pulled something.”
“My prayers are with you brother.”
Rimshot by shob rorts June 11, 2018
when you are going down on a chic and you slip and do an accidental lick of her anus. it could turn into a rimjob if you keep doing it.
OMG the bitch moved when i moved my tongue, and i totally gave her a rimshot!
rimshot by Gryfin June 5, 2010
The act of upper cutting yo asshole, a dick move and usually against the rules in most fights
"I was gonna win that fight to, till that dick rimshot me"
Rimshot by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
action: (esp. masc.)--peeing over the top of the toilet seat or urinal and missing the intended target. Rimshots are usually caused by a sudden jerk--a cough or a sneeze.
There was pee all over the floor. Someone must have just done a rimshot.
rimshot by Boggler March 4, 2004
a term for ejaculation into a vagina but like in basketball, netball etc. Your shot goes in off the rim
(MR J) "I did the most amazing rimshot the other night, got it on video and everthing"

(Everyone else) "Seriously dude stop raping people"
rimshot by Alex Halsall January 8, 2009
When your giving a rimjob then you cumshot.
Hey I was banging a girl and I rimshoted her...
RimShot by Rimshot master June 18, 2016