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Rickets

When your feet go inwards
Person: Hey Jack, you have Rickets! HAHAHAHAHA!
Jack: No I don’t.
by A.Mr February 8, 2022
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rickets

a softness of the bones causing great pain
Drink milk so that you have calcium and don;t develop rickets, dude!
by LINDAR June 11, 2006
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wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
by Niall Brady January 8, 2003
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'Rickets

1. A run down industrial property that has been re-purposed as a home or gathering place. Word derived from the rickety nature of the structures and the sound of crickets when the project begins.

2. English, Australian slang. A place where undesirables congregate. See ricket, phloid, larrikin
by phloid December 24, 2018
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ricketson

(pronounced "rick it, son!")
v. 1. ) To rig or assemble for temporary emergency use; improvise, usually wth poor or even disastrous results. 2.) to jury-rig something with a shoddy substitute. 3.) exclamation to celebrate cheap jury-rigging.
n. a flimsy temporary fix.

Based on the work of spinal surgeon Dr. Robert Ricketson who lost his license to perform surgery after using a screwdriver in place of titanium rods on a patients neck.
"He broke his cell phone but used rolling papers to ricketson."
"Toss me that cactus. I need a jump so I'm gonna ricketson."
"I didn't study for my bar exam but fuck it. I'll just ricketson."
"I'm not taking cuts in line! That gum on the ground represents my placeholder. Ricketson!"
"We're out of dentures? Forget it. I'll ricketson. Give me those tictacs and some superglue. Now hold still, Mr. Landers..."
by Spider Goodlegs July 29, 2008
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Cunt Rickets

An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.
I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Rickettsville

The area apart of the Wrigleyville neighborhood in Chicago that was bought by the Ricketts Family and developed into entertainment and residence for bougie people. I.E. Zachary Hotel, "The Residences at Addison & Clark", Harley Davidson Dealership, Lucky Strike, etc at Addison and Clark.
"Where should we go drinking after the Cubs game?" "I don't want to be around those peasants that sit in the bleachers and 300s section at Wrigley Field, let's go to Big Star in Rickettsville."
by Chitownlife60657 July 8, 2019
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