Rhinoceros Party of Canada

The Rhinoceros Party of Canada was a joke political party used to entertain the citizens of Canada with their promises. In 1980 their greatest feat was 110,286 votes because the general public was so disgusted with the rest of the political parties in Canada, getting them 1.01% of the total vote.

The Rhinoceros Party of Canada's promises consisted of things like these

Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Canadian Senate.

Men would be allowed to work as prostitutes, wet nurses, secretaries and receptionists.

Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages

Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)

Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California

by DynamicMOO August 9, 2010

rhinoceros-like

A fancy way of saying that you're randy.

I was feeling rhinoceros-like yesterday when I saw my old Spanish teacher.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

rhinoceros horn

when you bang a chick so hard, your dick comes out her back. It is the most extreme of all banging.

"dude she feels so sore after last night, do you reckon he gave her rhinoceros horn?"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 21, 2016

rhinoceros in a refrigerator box

morbidly obese person in a compact car.

What do you call pre-Subway Jared driving a Honda Civic hatchback?

A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.

by Daveler March 13, 2010

rhinoceros ass

An odor so foul and disgusting it can cause one to vomit violently and destroy a city block.

Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.

by joseph blough January 12, 2025

Three-Horned Rhinoceros

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.

Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

by BrightonWatch May 14, 2014

Disgruntled Rhinoceros

The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.

Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"

Dude 2: "Why?"

Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"

Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"

Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"

Dude 2: "So worth it"

by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009