revision

a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.

student one: hows revision going?
student two: facebook.

by Kushkathecat May 27, 2009

Revision

A code word to use for masturbating, more generally acceptable to use in public

I do a lot more revision the closer it gets to tests... it helps the stress

by RiHi August 23, 2014

revision

Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.

Coe: cba to do ne
Skillman: play UT instead tbh

by bob January 13, 2005

revising

going to a desk with the intention to prepare yourself for an exam and gain a qualification, however finding yourself 10 minutes later either master bating or watching videos on your feed

hey I can't come out tonight I'm revising

by p00nslayer1 September 8, 2016

Revision

Homework that accualy counts towards something.

Dude! i did some revision and i upped my grades from E's to B's

Good for you! i have to do a report that dosent get graded for anything...

by sergio juan sheet rodriguez November 15, 2010

revision

Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".

Example 1

Did you revise last night?

Yeh, and it felt good!

Example 2

Did you do some revision before the exams?

Yeh, obviously!

HA

by smuggins September 24, 2007

Revision

A word used in My school, i doubt that any other school uses it. The word means to give someone a blowjob. Usually the teacher doesn’t know about it so peers will laugh at the teacher being annonymous about it.

Teacher: Okay I will now give you your textbooks
Boy: Sir do you do Revision?
(Whole class Laughs)

by Mr Grosling April 4, 2019