So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'
by Fitz April 9, 2003
Get the Return to sendermug. a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety
Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)
by DJ Inside February 17, 2004
Get the return to sendermug. When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.
by southernkrusade October 31, 2010
Get the Return to Sendermug. when blasting a chick anal style you feel something trying to escape but you just push it back in with your thrusting returning it to sender
by hank817 August 8, 2005
Get the return to sendermug. When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.
We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...
by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016
Get the Return to Sendermug. After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.
I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
Get the The Oden's Return to Sendermug. After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
Get the Return-to-sendermug.