even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

by Boomendo January 28, 2017

Absolute fucking retards

The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners"

Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj

I feel sorry for them

by noie October 15, 2012

Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.

People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

by Mark Twain May 7, 2005

Rethard

(ree-tards)

Adjective

Individual who participated in a specific type of online trading activity involving the exchange of hard earned FIAT for a cryptocurrency named Ethereum (ETH) and then exchanged again for non-fungible tokens (NFTs) between late 2010 and early 2020

Person 1: "I just spent $200 on a png of a monkey smoking a cigar."
Person 2: "What a rethard"

by rethardnumberone April 26, 2023

Retardsexual

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it

-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual

by The Real Dababy’s baby’s baby November 15, 2021

felons and retards in blue

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.

Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards

by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010