based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

totes retar

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

retard-edible

a very strong snack made with marijuana

I think I ate too much of that retard-edible because I cant stop laughing.

by jonesberger October 7, 2018

Retard Logic

A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.

Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!

Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!

by DreamStatic May 7, 2012

retard magnet

Bait used in a rts to cause opponents to leave entrenched positions.

Overlords and zerglings are retard magnets.

by Destinyfan September 11, 2011

gay retard

A term used to describe someone riddled with herpes that got famous on YouTube by opening boxes.

iDubbbz is a gay retard, I hope he gets better soon.

by BattlePimp September 13, 2016

Retaj

Retaj is the best best friend you could ever have retajs is kind and beautiful inside and outside , retaj is very caring and selfless , she is insecure but doesn’t care she also has the best style out there

woah look it’s retaj she’s so gorgeous

by Hasoona September 2, 2021