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ana carolina reston

a brazilian supermodel who died from anorexia.
ana carolina reston was said to have been living on a diet of apples and tomatoes prior to her death.
by Angelacia August 5, 2008
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Reston pancake

When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions
I want him to make me a Reston pancake.
by Lady FatKid July 27, 2019
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Reston

A fine town in Virginia that is being destroyed by the liberal douches of Fairfax County who want to ruin people's lives and make Reston a communist enclave. There are so many new buildings that were ordered by brainless Maoists who have lived in Reston for 0-8 years, and the Reston Station is the worst event in Reston history, tied with them building Reston Town Center. Anybody who disagrees clearly knows nothing about Reston and came from somewhere like DC or California.
Person 1: Hey, you know Reston?
Person 2: Yes, it's becoming shit now.
Moron: The new buildings look nice! The Metro will bring so many opportunities.
Person 1: Shut up you filthy simpleton
Person 2: You know nothing about Reston
Moron: The development is good. I honor figures like Karl Marx, Fairfax County outta pay attention to that fine shit
by NormalPerson556 November 6, 2017
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Reston

it is a wonderful name for two hot chicks and one of is hansom and sexy and the other one is so popular and has the best hottest friends in the whole tier world
by Budapest276 September 8, 2022
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Reston

Reston: A common word used to obliterate people from existence.
Sexy hot man: have you heard of reston

Dilf: whats that?

Sexy hot man: Reston deez nuts on your face
by XxTOEMUNCHERxX June 8, 2021
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