Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.

Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.

by Nasres December 3, 2011

Reiterate

To repeat something that has already been stated to try and drive home a point.

To repeat the same damn thing someone else just said to try and sound intelligent or in charge

I’d like to reiterate what John just said . . .

by The Reiterator September 17, 2018

Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

rasterbator

A popular website and computer program that enlarges images and exports them to a PDF, which you can print out, tape together, and hang up like a poster.

Meloncat? Pop it into the rasterbator and hang it up on that doorway!

by PhoenixJ October 23, 2005

Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.

Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011

rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.

"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"

by MJEFF October 3, 2011

Rosterbating

Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.

I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.

by WillFos May 9, 2013