Hym "There it is. Deprograming. And ignore what is true or false. Just get them to stop doing it by distracting them with hobbies. Ignore the fact the what I ACTUALLY said was true... I'm the wrong type of person. Not because I've actually done anything but because I'm not one of them. I'm not an incest cultists. I'm not a leftist. It's all about cedeing control of my life and mind to the social hierarchy. That is all they care about. And beyond that..."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
Get the Deprograming mug.retrograding the cakehole
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
by godofbread November 19, 2025
Get the Retrograding the Cakehole mug.Related Words
Reprograming
• reprogramming fluids
• reprogramming port
• reprogramming session
• reprogramming the garmin
• Exploring the Role of Exosomal non-coding RNA from Precancerous Polyps Progression to Colorectal Cancer Tumorigenesis via Metabolic Reprogramming
• Deprograming
• Retrograding
• Retrograding the Cakehole
• retrogramming
While Masturbating, the male denies himself ejaculation by holding the tip or head of the penis and the pressure retrogrades (goes backwards) back into the urethra.
by StoveTopGun December 21, 2025
Get the Retrograding mug.