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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

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"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".
by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003
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Replacementship

The relationship one enters immediately following a break-up. This can be done to help with the healing process, make your ex jealous, or hide the fact that you're still upset about things ending with the last person.
I'm in an open-replacementship... you can never have too many rebounds, right?
by AKB1011 June 2, 2011
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I don't chase em i replace em

This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.

Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.

If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.

Women for you are a dime a dozen.

This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.
Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club

Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.

Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..

Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.

Person 1: Thats how I roll bro
by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011
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the replacements

noun: Seminal Eighties alternative banded fronted by Paul Westerberg. Also, a shit movie with Keanu Reeves about football or something.
"Have you ever heard of the Replacements?"
"Wasn't that a movie or something?"
"Yeah, probably. Shut the fuck up."
by mcstallard February 28, 2005
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replacement ref

n. Anyone trying to do a job or perform a task that is clearly out of their league, or beyond their capability.

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Why is this bus turning down a one-way street?

I think there's a replacement ref driving.

Word.
by gnostic1 October 8, 2012
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replacement girl

A good looking girl to replace you ex(who you may still be having realtionships with).
Me and my ex still cool but im really looking for a replacement girl!
by SH0RTiii February 25, 2007
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Replacement Level

Simply at a level that is easily replaceable.
Derived from the popular baseball statistic VORP (Value over replacement level)
It can be used to describe anything at a replaceable level; for instance, baseball players, women, or any type of product.
1. During his career, Carlos Baerga was a replacement level infielder.
2. That girl is replacement level, go to any college campus in America (besides John Jay University) and you'll find a ton of better-looking ones.
3. Due to the blurry picture and bad audio, the GE Minicam Pro is a replacement level webcam.
by Philliesfan311 March 22, 2009
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