pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.

by MattFP July 15, 2005

dildo repairman

an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys

Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh

by (Stormy) Anita Parsons August 12, 2006

tv repairman

Used a lot in the mafia and crime culture, "TV repairman" is slang for "hitman".

Yeah, we've contacted the TV repairman....he'll take care of the "job".

by Gartica January 22, 2024

universal reprimand

1. royally ass-stuffed with a big hard dicksicle

2. see cornhole

Spud lubed his bunghole with some green dragon, so that his gay lover could more easily administer the universal reprimand.

by RNC September 16, 2008

Reprimand

More of Hold back.
Etymology: French réprimande, from Latin reprimenda, feminine of reprimendus, gerundive of reprimere to check -- more at REPRESS
: a severe or formal reproof

He was reprimanded after he kicked the livin crap outta the stupid arsenal hooligan.

by Julius Glass-Shady March 31, 2005

Reprimand

Ariels song: Part of your world.
"i betcha on land, they understand, and they dont reprimand their daughters"

To hold back them back, overprotecting, keeps them from experiencing something to the fullest extent

Ariels song: Part of your world.
"i betcha on land, they understand, and they dont reprimand their daughters"

To hold back them back, overprotecting, keeps them from experiencing something to the fullest extent

by Bin Twang November 3, 2008

RepairAGram

One text message sent to nearby rescue mechanics for roadside assistance without towing.

My car broke down, so I went to the RepairAGram website and sent a RepairAGram with my vehicle problem and GPS location.
I received multiple replies with free estimates and responded to the lowest bidder.

by GPseeO February 23, 2023