Realistic

Something fake that people perceive as real

Lets be realistic here, walking wolves clearly exists.

by Megaman82118 February 2, 2018

Realistico

A person who dosen't understand sarcasm in any way. They are always being realistic in such a way that it is annoying.

*people are looking at moss*

Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!

Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.

Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!

Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.

Person 3: What's Sarcastic?

Also see:

Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm

by Lamaris The one and only April 15, 2010

realistic

1.something that is extremely similar to that which is real.
2. something not irrealistic

"Man, that book "Battle Royale" was in many ways frighteningly realistic"

by Alexander D'Arata-Newby November 30, 2003

Rendition

noun
1. the act of rendering.
2. a translation.
3. an interpretation, as of a role or a piece of music.

4. A particular version of a song.

This is a 1930s rendition of a popular tune....

by alonestranger May 27, 2012

Extraordinary rendition

Ever so slightly illegal process whereby agents of the government of the United States kidnap people, against whom they have probably irrational suspicions (see Guantanamo), transport them via various European states, with the illicit approval of their governments, to dodgy states in eastern Europe and then beat the fucking crap out of them in pursuit of the truth.

Extraordinary rendition is an invention of limp-wristed liberals and other faggots. Fox News can find no evidence that it ever actually happens, and even if it did, what's the problem?

by Happy lemming June 19, 2006

Retistic

Retard and Autistic smashed together

Example: you’re so retistic!

by Retistic January 13, 2018

be realistic

Decrease your expectations.

Look, I know you think you should actually be paid for doing all of this creative work; but, come on, be realistic, you're getting some great exposure here.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 26, 2017