Remote learning

(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.

Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!

by BNOOMZ March 17, 2020

Remote Malfunction

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

by Julesheart April 19, 2023

This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed

It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy

Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*

*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck

by Idk what to put here l0l January 20, 2021

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Replacing "The Word" on social media.

You know the one...

I can't say removed without getting banned!

by Astro Cop November 24, 2020

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

A wii remote that is immortal, it can duplicate when broken

Poofesure: *throws Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*
Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside: *duplicates itself*

by Wii Guy May 10, 2021

remote dance

The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control.

All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.

Last night i remote danced for like five minutes trying to turn the volume up.

by offulspellir92 February 25, 2009