Relevant Gentleman's Society

An organization of like minded individuals celebrating the art and sophistication of a well groomed mustache. A soul patch is an accessory and not considered part of a traditional mustache. Wearers are not welcome.

The APD sport the most ridiculous mustaches. Yeah, obviously not a single member of the Relevant Gentleman's Society among them.

by MaxMG February 17, 2009

relevant procrastination

Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.

Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".

by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010

Relevant Promo

when you receive attention from someone popular or relevant.

Omg kenya gave me that relevant promo when she retweeted my tweet.

by sipstea2001 July 10, 2016

relevant music

music which is at least 6 months fresh

jake does not listen to relevant music

by dead_trim October 4, 2016

Relevant to some

A euphemism used in sportscasting to indicate a score late in the game that does not meaningfully change the outcome of the game, but DOES change the outcome of gambling bets that depend on point totals or differences therein.

So, while a victory is still out of reach, the Owls touchdown in the last minute of the game brings them to within 10, in a move that is relevant to some.

by Smapple December 1, 2020

retro relevant

Thing or person once relevant who experiences a resurgence of popularity not because of any skill or talent, but simply because they were once relevant.

"Dude, I can't wait for that backstreet boy come back tour!"
"No bro, they are so retro relevant!"

by Punk Master Fresh April 21, 2015

post-relevant

A simple way to tell someone the conversation is over.

No, I'm sorry, you had become post-relevant.

by johnnyrocksauce November 23, 2010