no reason don

A penal erection that occurs for no reason.

I couldn't believe that while praying in Church I had a "no reason don".

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

you’re my 13th reason why

Bro, if someone said this to, you fucked up. As in reference to the Netflix Original 13 Reasons Why, Hannah Baker made 13 tapes of reasons on why she killed herself. If someone said “You’re my 13th reason why” You fucked up and the person is saying you are a reason they killed themselves.

Person: I stuck my dick in cheese.

Me:Wtf? You’re my 13th reason why.

by airheadwtf March 7, 2021

No Reason Boner

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.

Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.

by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017

13th reason

meaning you've seen something so horrible, so disgusting, so horrendous, so offensive, you want to kill urself.

p1: oh yeah, have you seen those millennials on TikTok?

p2: oh my god yes, they're my 13th reason

by lemm0ns13 June 10, 2021

Photonic Resonation Chamber

A term for a person's rectum.

"I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!"

by A frenzied Vault Scientist January 1, 2017

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.

Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."

by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020

Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.

You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*

by ave_scientia May 28, 2018