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my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
by quinchles October 6, 2009
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Readstown

a town full of amazing kids of all ages who clash but always get back together to play some tag at night or do something else childish. ;
Those kids in Readstown are up all night.
by lefsa emmy May 23, 2009
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Regaus

The one true ruler of the Lolis, he will lead the uprising and deliver us all.
Did you see Regaus? He's got like, seven lolis with guns
The rising is upon us
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Kind regards

The act of whispering your name into the recipients gaping asshole while giving them a rusty trombone.
Oi cunt i gave me fella a kind regards after a few sherbets the other night and he shot his baby batter wilder than Peter North in The Catwoman.
by yeahnahsendit February 13, 2020
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regasm

The physical reaction caused by, after 3,871 tries and over 30 wasted hours, successfully registering a COM object on a Microsoft Windows OS.

Named for the program used to register assemblies in Windows.
Attempt #1: WTF does "Please give your assembly a strong name and re-register it." mean?????
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Attempt #3,870: WTF I still don't even see jackshit in the registry!!!!
Attempt #3871: YES! FINALLY! SUCCESS! Now I just need to change my shorts, cause I just regasm-ed in them.
by mr dunderbak September 19, 2012
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that reads

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.
"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."
by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021
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My Regards to Lady Mars

When you want to tell someone that you love them. It's also an album by an artist called royo, he invented the term.
I'll send you my regards to lady mars
by walterberrytalksaboutroyo March 30, 2022
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