Autumn Reeser

A California-born actress (Born 09.21.1980) best known for her role as Taylor Townsend on the Fox TV Series 'The OC.'

Extremely talented, beautiful, sexy (and a great tease!), funny, and marriage-material.

Person #1: Practice makes perfect, which is how I know Autumn Reeser practiced "beauty."

by OTHandOCaddict February 3, 2009

last resort

1) the worst case option
2) the course of action when all else fails
3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.

by John Bell November 25, 2005

Stickmin Space Resort

Stickmin Space Resort is made when a criminal (usually a thief) steals another criminal organization's valuables and is presumed dead after fleeing a complex. The said criminal then overhears someone talking about a base, steals the base while riding a scooter, and converts the base into a resort.

Welcome to Stickmin Space Resort. Built out of a former Toppat base, it's been refined for your luxury and enjoyment. Us Toppats that remained on board have reformed and now work as crewmembers. The Toppats that remained on Earth were arrested as you may know. The resort is run by the man himself, Henry Stickmin. Now, you may be wondering, why did he decide to steal a criminal base and turn it into a resort? We may never know, but hey, you wouldn't be here if that didn't happen. Enjoy your stay!

by NovumPhoenixDuck December 6, 2020

Wii Sports Resort

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that

Wii Sports Resort is poggers

by CircleBox- July 24, 2021

first resort

n. a word (or phrase) created by Hillary Clinton as the antonym to last resort.
n. primary action
n. first choice for the course of action

"War should be a last resort, not a first resort"
-Hillary Clinton

by Victor Cas January 12, 2008

last resort friend

A friend or acquaintance you call to hang out with when you desperately want to go out but none of your other friends are available. Sadly we all know one or have been one.

None of my friends are available to go out but I really want to do something... I'll call Clint he's my last resort friend.

by coleyw February 28, 2016

resorb

to absorb a fetus while still a fetus after the second fetus has devolved from the first fetus, thereby giving the the first fetus after he has become an adult male, the strength of both a grown man and baby together.

"When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had 'resorbed' the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby." - Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute on NBC's The Office, "Grief Counseling Episode, Season 3

by pejohnson76 June 10, 2011