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Red Velvet

When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.
"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1

"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2

"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
Red Velvet by XxEmoxX June 17, 2013

red velvet

When you take a Frosty™ and funnel it into your girlfriend's vagina during menstruation and go to town. This is different than the black forest when one pours a Frosty™ into a sexual partner's orifice.
Dave: Did you go down on your girl last night?
Chad: Hell yeah, I gave Stassi that good good red velvet!
red velvet by professorlovecakes September 20, 2015

Red velvet

The outcome of over-arousing a woman on her menstrual cycle.
My sheets have turned to red velvet!
Red velvet by Eveariel December 12, 2012

Red Velvet

The act of receiving a handjob (an old-fashioned) while eating a piece of cake
I gave my boyfriend a Red Velvet during my grandma's birthday party last night.
Red Velvet by BallsOut469 August 18, 2012

Red Velvet

When a guy ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period , the resulting mash up is a red velvet
Dude, i did the red velvet with her last night, it was nasty as heck but she loved it...
Red Velvet by NaijaRiffic February 6, 2012

red velvet

when black and white people make a baby and it comes out with red hair and freckles; mulatto with red hair
omg look at the red velvet! She's a black girl with red hair!!
red velvet by candied cinnamon October 23, 2011