red ring of sex

The red ring you get around your penis when you take off a condom after sex.

Why do you keep itching your junk dude. I got laid last night. Crabs? Nooo... red ring of sex.

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

red light green light sex

Best example for this is when you can't have regular sex like you used to before you had kids. You could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it's a no go. They're always around. So you can only do it at certain times. Hence the term red light, green light.

red light green light sex:

Jack: Damn, never have kids man
Eric: Why not?
Jack: Because the sex is nothing but red light, green light!

*Kissing*
Jack: I'm in the mood.
Lisa : Sorry honey, but can't. I have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
Jack: *fustrated* damn it Lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light sex!..

by Erik/Raoul March 16, 2010

National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.

"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."

by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021

Red Sexy

A play on words based on 'Dead Sexy' which is used when refering to a pleasing-to-the-eye red head.
Unfortunately rare and never available.

"Check out Red Sexy in The Jeans!"

by C.Free July 20, 2007

RED HAWT SEXXY BIOTCH

Someone who's beauty and attraction is beyond compare.

Mudflap is one RED HAWT SEXXY BIOTCH!!!

by Bioland August 25, 2006

Sexy Red Panda

Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.

They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.

Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.

by pfff... June 18, 2011

sexy fuck-me red

a new shade of red, described by Nelson DeMille in his book The Gold Coast, that is preferred as a dress color by some sexy drop-dead gorgeous female anchorwomen who surreptitiously flirt with their male counterparts

some anchorwomen use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred method of manipulation, not only against their male counterparts but also among their interviewees

by Uncle Dimma September 28, 2015