red hand

When you finger a girl on her period then proceed to masturbate with the same hand without cleaning off her period blood

My girlfriend caught me doing a red hand with her sister.

by OG s3a n0od13 June 18, 2017

red hand

1. one who is caught red-handed.
2. a murderer.

1. The inmate is a red hand. He was caught while stealing money from the till.
2. The red hand was sentenced to life.

by uttam maharjan July 31, 2011

The red hand of Ulster

This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.

'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'

by Jimmybobby123 November 30, 2007

The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!

"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."

by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022

Red Right Hand

To strike a woman down in a manner that gets her attention. Often a blow or several blows to the face. Violent in nature, but usually administered by someone who loves the recipient.

You know I love my ho. Sometimes I just gotta bring home that red right hand on her, and have her suck my dick plenty good. That ho needs to know who Master be. I don’t play around with that slut.

by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018

Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?

The motto of the Chaos insurgency, a GoI in the SCP foundation.

Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh

by 933 August 31, 2025