Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

by 13 14 February 13, 2009

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

recto-vaginal fistula

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.

Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007

finger-recto-blast

when someone fingers there ass so hard their finger breaks

when some fat fuck at your work says i cant work today i broke my finger say well i guess u better stop finger-recto-blasting your self so hard and wipe the sand out of your vagina!

by Dylan11 September 15, 2007

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.

Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

Recto

A place where you can lose our innocence without losing your virginity

I just went to Recto the other day and learned about sex.

by XinXin May 1, 2014