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rectaleyeliditis

inflammation of the cord that connects your eyelid to your rectum. Gives you a shity outlook on life.
He/she suffers from a severe case of rectaleyeliditis.
by dixie girl September 6, 2006
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RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.
The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).
by hydrogeo May 22, 2010
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Rectally

Adv.

When one is behaving in any assholish manner.
Watch out for JoeJackJimBob, he's rectally again today.
by Juss' Jess' Jesse January 9, 2019
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Rectalfried

Rectal trauma resulting in a burning soreness then subject is said to be rectalfried.
Many Jimmy passed out drunk at a party the other night and in the morning he was rectalfried.
by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008
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rectally ravaged

Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.
Jacob accidentally saw that meme. He's rectally ravaged all over again.
by Beefsteak Pete June 8, 2021
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Rectlfy

To fuck someone in the ass or a shitty version of Grindr
John: Did you rectlfy my mom last night?
Kyle: Sure did! She said I’m bigger than your dad!
by S1r_Beans07 June 20, 2021
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Rectalysis

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.
Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(
by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024
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