Records

These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.

"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."

by The Cream Filling September 23, 2005

Recorder

A flute, but for sixth graders

-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 02, 2020

record

a philanderer
some one who engages in sex frequently or casually

That record I spun last night had some grove to her thang.

by Thomas February 05, 2005

Record

Stats made to be broken

He just set the world record

by Dr. Strange MC February 04, 2019

Recorder

A awful plastic "instrument" that 5 year olds play hot cross buns. People who claim they this plastic piece of shit are talentless , douche bags.

That loser chick in school plays the fricken recorder.

by Sheilalala November 16, 2018

For The Record

What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.

Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.

Guy: Can I get a do over?

Girl: No.

by go kart mozart June 14, 2009

record

maybe its not depression but a self-inflicted inferiority of personal interest.

I have this idea for an exhibition. I want to record heavy breathing and other noises coming from the mouth. Would you be ok with being recorded? anonymous stuff of course. Let me know.

by Krkič May 20, 2019